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GLARL

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His name is Glarl. He wasn't born so much as plopped — straight out of the sky — onto a quiet hill behind a sleepy village. With horns like tiny cinnamon rolls and eyes forever stuck on “startled,” Blump had no idea where he came from. But he did know one thing: he was hungry. Not for food—for understanding.

Glarl found a broken vending machine in the woods. He called it the “Oracle of Crunch” and started bringing it daily twig offerings, convinced it held cosmic wisdom

Blump became a local oddity turned hero. He once blocked a flood by falling into the dam. No one knows where he came from—but everyone agrees: Blump belongs.